Okay people, sorry I have not been on since Friday night, and I probably will not be able to comment on any of thi past weekend's deviations. Reason is because I am still tired from the H1N1 vaccine shot I took Friday.
Yes, I have takend the vaccine in preparation for the season, and currently am tired from its after effects.
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What color/kind of socks are you wearing?
[ ] Red = loud
[ ] Green = stupid
[ ] None = freaky
[ ] Fuzzy = gorgeous
[ ] Yellow = innocent
[ ] Purple = a little too happy
[ ] Black = emo
[ ] Stripes = funny
[ ] Gray = skanky
[ ] Pink = preppy
[ ] Light blue = sweaty
[ ] Other = hot
[x] White = sexy (So I'm sexy?)
What kind of bottom half are you wearing?
[ ] Shorts = cutie
[ ] Skirt/skort = skank
[ ] Corduroy = faggot homosexual
[ ] Tight jeans = scene kid
[ ] Ripped jeans = emo
[ ] Cammo = cage fighter
[ ] Jeans = prep
[ ] Cargo = clown
[ ] Sweats = athlete
[x] Boxers = brat (I AM NOT A BRAT!)
[ ] Booty shorts = female
[ ] Capris = Gangster
[ ] Nothing = hoe
[ ] Dickies = weirdo
[ ] Bikini bottoms = tiki girl
[ ] Skinny jeans = beast
[ ] Other = sex addict
What is your natural hair color?
[ ] Auburn = that every one wants to make out with
[ ] Blonde = with a broken heart
[ ] Black = with a sexy smile
[x] Dark brown = with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend (I do not have a girlfriend/boyfriend!)
[ ] Red = that likes to have fun
[ ] Brown = who loves to be different
[ ] Dirty blonde= with sexy eyes
[ ] Bald = with herpes
[ ] Other = with a nice ass
Pick the month you were born on:
[ ] 1 = who ate
[ ] 2 = who needed
[ ] 3 = who killed
[ ] 4 = who shot
[x] 5 = who killed (oh my god)
[ ] 6 = who smoked with
[ ] 7 = who farted on
[ ] 8 = who ran shirtless with
[ ] 9 = who got stabbed horribly by
[ ] 10 = who cuddled with
[ ] 11 = who slept with
[ ] 12 = who ran naked with
Pick the day you were born on:
[ ] 01 = the kool-aid man
[ ] 02 = a dog
[ ] 03 = a shoe
[ ] 04 = a toothbrush
[ ] 05 = Santa Claus
[ ] 06 = The Trojan man
[ ] 07 = Barney the dinosaur
[ ] 08 = a prostitute
[ ] 09 = a porn star
[ ] 10 = a bag of weed
[ ] 11 = a lover
[ ] 12 = a glass of milk
[ ] 13 = a horse
[ ] 14 = a lesbian
[ ] 15 = a stripper
[ ] 16 = a pickle
[ ] 17 = a jew
[ ] 18 = a homo
[ ] 19 = an orange
[ ] 20 = a dildo
[ ] 21 = a homeless guy
[ ] 22 = a whore
[ ] 23 = my crush
[ ] 24 = an easter egg
[ ] 25 = a jar of honey
[ ] 26 = a condom
[ ] 27 = a bowl of cereal
[ ] 28 = a french fry
[ ] 29 = Micheal Jackson
[x] 30 = Paris Hilton (I did the world a favor)
[ ] 31 = YOUR MOM
Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing
[ ] White = because I love marijuana
[ ] Black = because I'm sexy as hell
[ ] Pink = because the voices told me to
[ ] Blue = because I have AMAZING boobs
[ ] Red = because I'm a pimp and your jealous
[ ] Polka Dots = because I hate my life
[ ] Purple = because I'm gay
[ ] Gray = because I got dared
[x] Other = because that's how I roll (yeah!)
[ ] Green = because I'm good in bed
[ ] Orange = because I smoke crack
[ ] Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose
[ ] Brown = because I had to
[ ] Shirtless = because I've got abs
I am a sexy brat with a hot girlfriend who killed paris Hilton because that is just how I roll!
Comedy Gold!
You can do this if you wish!
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~Clubs to try and get back in since forming new account:

~Clubs currently in: 
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Friends/Associates:
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ಠ_ಠ Son, do you KNOW what I have in my pocket?
If your boyfriend sparkles, you're doing it wrong.
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\"Quack damn you!\" - Jamie Hyneman
\"When will the fun ever stop?\" - Jamie Hyneman
Watch ~wintair for her aweseom art skillz!
The deviant formerly known as 5000guru
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[ f r e e h u g s ]
ಠ_ಠ Son, do you KNOW what I have in my pocket?
If your boyfriend sparkles, you're doing it wrong.
--
\"I reject your reality, and substitute my own!\" - Adam Savage
\"Quack damn you!\" - Jamie Hyneman
\"When will the fun ever stop?\" - Jamie Hyneman
Watch ~wintair for her aweseom art skillz!
The deviant formerly known as 5000guru
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[ f r e e h u g s ]
ಠ_ಠ Son, do you KNOW what I have in my pocket?
If your boyfriend sparkles, you're doing it wrong.
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Leader of ~DSCManga
Member of *PANICPanikku
"Talkin to my self in public, dodging glances on the train. And I know, I know they've all been talkin bout me, I can hear them whisper, and it makes me think there must be something wrong with me."
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\"I reject your reality, and substitute my own!\" - Adam Savage
\"Quack damn you!\" - Jamie Hyneman
\"When will the fun ever stop?\" - Jamie Hyneman
Watch ~wintair for her aweseom art skillz!
The deviant formerly known as 5000guru
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